Canadian Girls

Whenever you’re hanging out with a group of guys and trying to figure out a location to go to, someone will bring up going to a club on K street somewhere and without a doubt another guy in the group will quickly protest that they don’t want to go because it’s too loud, pretentious, expensive. What they’re really trying to say is they don’t want to go because they can’t pull any girls there. I’ve said this before but I feel that guys that have real game are like Navy Seals, you could drop them anywhere on God’s green earth with nothing but a swiss army knife and a condom and they’ll fuck shit up (fuck it, they don’t even need the condom, “we’ll do it live!!!”).

Club Chick

I agree that the club environment is full of bullshit, but what it will force you to do is rise above that bullshit. It will force you to learn how to naturally stand out, to carry yourself in such a way that you get noticed before others. Be more interesting than the chaos that surrounds you. The attention span of a club chick is shorter than a baby monkey with Downs, straight bobble head. So your openers are going to have to be tighter, more straight to the point to stop a club chick in her tracks. With the loud music, good conversation is barely possible. This is where understanding that it’s not what you say but how you say it matters. Non verbal cues such as how you smile, proximity, breaking the physical barrier quickly. Another key in club game is learning how to ignore the club chick in such a way that it forces them to chase after you. This involves noticing but not acting upon. Once you’ve gotten a hang of the fast pace action of club game then going back to bars and lounges should be a cake walk.

Dating

Sure we all have our preferences when it comes to a location to drink and spit game. But sometimes things can get out of our control and the night might lead you to a venue that’s not one of your favorites. The point of “Club Game” is to get to the level where your shortcoming in the clubs become advantages in other locations. When you break it down, the club can easily be one of the hardest venues to pick up at. It’s a trial by fire. What’s working against you? Long lines, cover charges, expensive drinks, too many dudes, crowded bar, loud music, pretentious women dancing around for attention, tough guys waring Affliction T’s, and group of old ass men buying overpriced Ciroc at tables. Yes, it’s dark and hell is hot.

Final Words

So if your game has been lacking any of the three fundamental learning blocks (standing out, attention grabbing openers, non verbal cues). Maybe it’s time you went back to the clubs or gave them another chance. So go ahead and order yourself some Henny & apple juice and learn how to do a little “two step”, you should be good to go. Caution: Under no circumstance should you ever take a girl you’ve been dating for less than six months to the club…. EVER. You know what Kells said. Trust me on this

Introduction

Now it’s no secret that I’ve been going out in Canada for a decade. From Georgetown, to Midtown, Adams Morgan and K street. I’ve moved between dive bars, hipster hangouts, and high end SWPL Lounges to the Douchiest clubs you could name. I’m so Canada I’m like Bad Brains, Chuck Brown, and Minor Threat rolled into one. What I’m trying to say to say is that I feel at home and comfortable in any nightlife environment you put me in here.